Pillow Talk

[intheheart]

Title: Pillow Talk
Rating: PG
Summary: Summer looked vaguely queasy, and Zack couldn't blame her.
Warnings: grossness.
Notes: For someone's prompt, "Summer/Zack/Felipe, "I'll take care of this."


Summer looked vaguely queasy, and Zack couldn't blame her. "Come again?" he asked Felipe, hoping he'd heard wrong.

"After two years, ten percent of a pillow's weight is dead mites and their droppings," Felipe said. "Don't look at me like that, I just learned it myself."

Zack eyed the pillows on their bed. "So five-year-old pillows..."

"I don't want to know," Summer interrupted. "Can we just... can we just get rid of them?"

"Not it," Zack and Felipe said simultaneously.

She sighed. "Fine. I'll do it. Children."

"If it gets me out of touching those," Felipe retorted.

Zack heartily agreed.