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intheheartTitle: Dazzle
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Joy has a surprise for Michael.
Date: 2018
Warnings: may cause unstoppable laughter.
Notes: I blame copperbadge and he knows why. Or he should.
"I may never breathe again," Michael announced, from beneath his pillow.
Joy grinned, amusement mixed with relief. "What, you don't like it?"
"I can't decide how to feel," he said, removing the pillow. "I'm torn between bemusement and terror. And wondering if we can even have sex."
Apparently those three emotions intersected at 'hysterical five-minute laughter.' "Well, don't worry," she said, "it's just for work and I'm taking it off tomorrow night. Your sex life will remain unimpaired."
"Good," he said, and snorted. "Vajazzling, my God, I thought that was a joke."
"Anything but," she said, and got in bed.
Vajazzling is a real thing. Google at your own risk.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Joy has a surprise for Michael.
Date: 2018
Warnings: may cause unstoppable laughter.
Notes: I blame copperbadge and he knows why. Or he should.
"I may never breathe again," Michael announced, from beneath his pillow.
Joy grinned, amusement mixed with relief. "What, you don't like it?"
"I can't decide how to feel," he said, removing the pillow. "I'm torn between bemusement and terror. And wondering if we can even have sex."
Apparently those three emotions intersected at 'hysterical five-minute laughter.' "Well, don't worry," she said, "it's just for work and I'm taking it off tomorrow night. Your sex life will remain unimpaired."
"Good," he said, and snorted. "Vajazzling, my God, I thought that was a joke."
"Anything but," she said, and got in bed.
Vajazzling is a real thing. Google at your own risk.
