Unique

[intheheart]

Title: Unique
Rating: PG.
Summary: Ivy has a punchline but no joke.
Date: 2000
Notes: Yes, this happened to me.


"Unique up on it," Ivy said.

Aaron stared at her. "Pardon?" he asked, after a moment.

"Unique up on it!" she said, furiously. "Dammit!"

He put his spoon carefully back in his cereal. "Is something wrong?"

She glared at him. "Unique up on it, Aaron!"

Possibly she was going crazy. Again.

Eh. Not worth commenting on, especially if Ivy was only going to spout more gibberish. Aaron shrugged and went back to breakfast.

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That night, she opened his door, shouted, "How do you catch a unique rabbit?" and slammed it shut.

Aaron rolled his eyes and went back to work.